June 2013
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
Guess what if you write me off for being a feminist I’m writing you off for being a fucktrumpet.
#FUCKTRUMPET
I have a follow-up question: Am I a wizard in the Harry Potter Universe with some sweet skills?
Because if yes, then I say Harry Potter Universe. If I’m a squib or a muggle, then I say successful actress. If I don’t get to have sweet wizard powers, NO ONE GETS TO HAVE THEM.
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
But he’s gonna touch my stuff
unwinona replied to your post: And then my mum tells me that a couple of days ago…
You got ghosts, woman. You got ghosts.
nooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooo

For serious though, do you feel in danger? I’ve lived in haunted houses, it can be a mild distraction or a major problem, depending on how things feel to you.
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting


