{UnWinona}

Haven’t seen Star Trek yet, so now I have to hide from Tumblr for two days. I’ve made...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:36:00 -0700

Haven’t seen Star Trek yet, so now I have to hide from Tumblr for two days.

I’ve made peace with the fact that all of this season of Doctor Who is going to be epic spoiled for me, but I can hopefully save myself Trek.

ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:11:14 -0700

ratingbisexuals:

#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do

(overly dramatic things happening on television)

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:07:00 -0700

(overly dramatic things happening on television)
Me: "What is this piece of shit made-for-tv movie I'm watching? This is horrible."
(opening credits of Criminal Minds happen)
Me: "This looks awesome and this show is great."

goddamn-batgirl: When I was a kid I firmly believed we had a monster in our sink, and I just...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:59 -0700

goddamn-batgirl:

When I was a kid I firmly believed we had a monster in our sink, and I just remembered that one time, instead of throwing the old leftovers into the trash, I put it down the sink with the garbage disposal on and I whispered to the drain “Here is dinner Mr. Monster, eat it instead of me”

okcgoldmine: via dandere-noxian: “I drew this little comic on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:21 -0700

okcgoldmine:

via dandere-noxian: “I drew this little comic on a recent experience with someone who was 89% matched to me.”

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:56:24 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I want this man and his duck to grow up to become crime-fighters. And the show will be called Quackdown or possibly Duck and Cover.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:12:32 -0700

suburbanbeatnik: kaxen: a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: So...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:08:33 -0700

suburbanbeatnik:

kaxen:

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specific they won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

How homophobic and vocabulary-deprived do you need to be to …instead of calling a drawing pad a drawing pad, you call it a “gay notebook”

…I mean like… ugh…

I can only hope that this kid manages to have a healthy adulthood despite his abusive father… and that he leaves his father behind to rot.

abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:31 -0700

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

“Are we both ignoring the fact this child’s corpse is glowing?” “Yes,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:24:00 -0700

“Are we both ignoring the fact this child’s corpse is glowing?”

“Yes, doctor.”

“Alrighty then.”

then why is she in the yard

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:23:00 -0700

then why is she in the yard

dilemma.

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:14:25 -0700

dilemma.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:04:22 -0700

l-o-t-r: “There is an energetic ferocity in Gimli that the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:26:53 -0700

l-o-t-r:

“There is an energetic ferocity in Gimli that the film needs. It’s often these minor characters who really have to impart a sense of energy and dynamism to a film so that the heroes can actually take their time to respond and be thoughtful and reflective.”

John Rhys Davies on Gimli

dannifromdublin: Seeing as it’s my arm...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:00 -0700

dannifromdublin:

Seeing as it’s my arm :)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Inspired by Anaesthesia the rat speaker, a character from one of my favourite books, Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere.

By Paul Aherne at Spilled Ink Tattoo Studio, Dublin.

fuck yes

I have just been informed today by a coworker that there are glittery screen protectors for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:06:05 -0700

I have just been informed today by a coworker that there are glittery screen protectors for iPhones.

I am very happy about this.

Amy's Baking Company hosting a job fair

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:01:52 -0700

Amy's Baking Company hosting a job fair:

ahsadler:

i see no way that this could possibly go wrong, it’s not like the whole internet hates them or anything

Sloppy Seconds Sex Ed

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:47:45 -0700

Sloppy Seconds Sex Ed:

99reddrifloons:

unwinona:

“You can’t tell a girl that having sex is like being a chewed and regurgitated Oreo and then expect her to be totally excited when it comes time for her husband to chew her up and spit her back out.”

I was on board until I read “the Planned Parenthood-driven over-sexualization of our kids”.

Let me clarify that I also was not on board with that particular sentiment…I simply admire the fact that someone from that side of the fence can acknowledge the same problems the women’s rights movement has been speaking up about for years and hopefully make changes from within the organization and culture. I am a proud supporter of Planned Parenthood and see nothing overly-sexual about their practices.

Just to clarify. :)

hipsterinatardis:

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:12 -0700

hipsterinatardis:

feminerdity: This is what perfection looks like HEY LOOK MY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:40:38 -0700

feminerdity:

This is what perfection looks like

HEY LOOK MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS EVER