Remember when store-bought costumes involved some sort of plastic jumpsuit, with the picture of the character plastered on the front of it in case you forgot who you were dressed as?
#Halloween
POLICEMAN IS NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR SHIT, PENTAGRAM
TEENS ARE EXPLODING
MINE TOO, BECKY
Scary Stores 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones
as told by Alvin Schwartz
drawings by Stephen Gammell
Oh look, that think I used to chant on the playground to freak people out.
Going to a #Halloween party tonight dressed as Katniss #hungergames
From one Katniss to another, I approve!
Feel free to ask me Halloween questions…I LOVE HALLOWEEN STORIES
Or just tell me in the ask box about your favorite or unique Halloween costume you wore or saw.
I just really want to talk about Halloween a lot right now.
PREPARE THE SACRIFICE
I’m carving a watermelon this year. Pumpkins be DAMNED!
“This is all cheapo, loser candy!”
Soon there will be lots of Simon Petrikov cosplay.
And we will all cry and cry and cry until we barf.
FIRST.
(Granted it was last minute and pretty lousy.)
I expect to see more Simon Petrikov cosplay from you, sir.
Now is the time of year when I watch Hell House again because it’s that time of year to watch Hell House.
I GAVE HER THE FIRST TASTE OF THE OCCULT WHEN SHE WAS JUST A KID READING GOOSEBUMPS
ERMAGERD
Scary Stores 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones
as told by Alvin Schwartz
drawings by Stephen Gammell
RON WEASLEY YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE AGAIN
fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:
oooOOOOoooOOOOoooo
ALWAYS EXCITED FOR CHICK TRACTS UP ON THIS BIZ
More Scary Stores to Tell in the Dark
as told by Alvin Schwartz
drawings by Stephen Gammell
What made the art in these books so terrifying was just how much sense they didn’t make
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THAT IS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT I DON’T KNOW A FACE MAYBE
OHMYGOD EYE SOCKETS EVERYWHERE
WHAT THE FUCK TENTACLES
FUCK THIS I’M NEVER READING THIS BOOK AGAIN
(READS BOOK MORE)
