Rapunzel really wants to do some archery guys.
Rapunzel: Jennifer aka aurorahermione
RAPUNZEL NO
#Rapunzel
Seems legit.
The Brave, or, “I hear Scotland has a real heroin problem”
Ratatoing, or, “Sound effect when Batman throws something over the villain’s shoulder, making the villain think Batman missed, then he laughs at Batman for about three seconds before the thing ricochets back and hits him in the back of the head BECAUSE THAT WAS THE PLAN THE WHOLE TIME ”
The Little Cars, or, “Probably better than Cars 2”
Tangled Up, or, “The Last Hairbender”
What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue, or, “Hundred bucks says the balloon can talk in this one”
The Frog Prince, or, “My hair looks like a tiara glued to the abdomen of a spider”
These films, or, “What are you doing with your lives, I can hear your souls dying as you watch the animation career you dreamed of die a horrible death as you create images so clumsy your nickname must be Edward Play-Doh-Hands”
In Which I Am a Five Year Old Girl.
Today at the store while buying grown-up things like oil for my car and a copy of The Hunger Games Companion (Panem REPRESENT) I ended up in the toy aisle. Again. Because I’m an adult and that’s what normal childless adults do.
I talked myself out of a Tangled toy, then headed towards the front of the store, thinking to myself, “I really like that Rapunzel doll. I might get that soon.” Right in front of me, at that exact moment, a redheaded girl-child in the shopping cart in front of me crossed her arms and announced to her parents, “I want a Rapunzel doll! I need to go back and look at them again!”
Her parents said no. So tiny redhead didn’t get the doll. I didn’t either, because it didn’t seem fair to me that one of us should suffer while the other one played on.
SOLIDARITY, SISTER.
